Things I have learned from Christmas songs as of 12.26.13

1. Snowmen make the sound "Thumpety, thump, thump, thumpety, thump, thump when they walk
2. Say "You Who!" when I am trying to get someone's attention
3. Most Christmas songs are depressing
4. Christmas songs are in a certain key that can either lift your mood out of the mire or I can turn you homicidal on the most unsuspecting and undeserving of victims. 
5. Reindeer's are jerks!
6. I would like to hear the tails of the glories and scary ghost stories from Christmas's long, long ago. 
7. Taylor Swift ruined the song "Last Christmas," originally sung by WHAM! (the best version) and I would like to request it's removal from the radio airwaves. 
8. Why didn't the cop that yelled stop at the street corner wonder why a bunch of kids were hanging out with a large moving man made of snow?
9. Why don't they play the original version of the "Have yourself a Merry Christmas"?  The original word were, "Have yourself a Merry Christmas, for it may be your last..." It may.  That is a good warning.  
10. They should play the Christmas Cookies song by George Straight much more than they do. 

That is all for this years Christmas cheer.  :) Until next December.