So many funny things happen everyday and there is no other word to describe it but, AWESOME or MAGICAL. Here are just a few of those moments:
- Man walking down a very busy street during rush hour traffic with no pants on. Now I don't know anything else about this, was he making a statement, was he just a little toasty and desired a brisk walk in December down a busy street? I don't know. I like to think that he was trying to get ready for a Caribbean vacation and he's getting a jumpstart on his tan.
- Driving to Costco. While at the stop light I noticed the man on the corner rocking out to his iPod and dancing with the Dickey's BBQ sign. He was doing a great job, I was fully attentive to his routine. Many of the moves, I had seen before, but he had much more enthusiasm that I have seen in most sign dancers. He sold me on his award-winning skills when he did a sign jive and finished it off with a full "Lay-Out!" Now if you don't know what a lay out is, its a move usually only performed by the brave dancer...picture "Flash Dance." One leg is kicked out in from while both arms and head shoot back in a "Ahhhhh" I certainly added sizzle to his performance. He gets a 10!
- Today I received a spam email entitled "Life's short. Have an affair." Really? Really! I'd like to know what Douche Bag clicks on the link in the email. I would like to know who they are and then proceed to run them over with Deloris (that's my car).
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